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This all happened with a mail that i recieved as a forward ! This carried a subject line as "BRILLIANT QUESTIONS/DOUBTS" .I passed on the same to one of my Sir , who is a trainer consultant in my company by name Mr.Ravi Shivram and send him as a forward .And as it might be i recieved back those BRILLIANT QUESTIONS ANSWERED! I really loved and so wanted to post the same for the delight of the readers...he agreed !!
Following are those questions asked and the answers are available below! HAve fun reading that !

1. If all the nations in the world are in debt(am notjoking. even US has got debts), where did all the money go?

All I can do now is give a PLASTIC smile!! And start watering my money plant!

2.When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
3.What is the speed of darkness?
Come on yar- take it LIGHTLY!
4.If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that Stuff?
For Flight of thoughts! Plain-ly speaking -sky is the limit!
5.Who copyrighted the copyright symbol?
I © your point!
6.Can you cry under water?
Yes, One can cry horse with the sea horse!
7.Why do people say, "you've been working like a dog" when dogs just sit around all day?
The answer is a lonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng "TALE" with lot of bone- of contention.And you must hear this tail--- under a BARK of a tree- so that .ylou get the real byte!
8.Why are the numbers on a calculator and a phone reversed?
9.Do fish ever get thirsty?
10.Can you get cornered in a round room?
11.Why do birds not fall out of trees when they sleep?
May be they observe the 42 winks formula!!
12.What came first, the fruit or the color orange?
13.If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?
Oh! Come on -don't KID!!
14.What should one call a male ladybird?
I have to really DOT on this!!
15.If a person suffered from amnesia and then was cured would they remember that they forgot?
Hey! Don't mind!!
16.Can you blow a balloon up under water?
Yes! For those who put on lot of AIR!!
17.Why is it called a "building" when it is already built?
Some words in English has a BUILT-in meanings!
18.If you were traveling at the speed of sound and you turned on your radio would you be ! able to hear it?
This question can be answered by Mr. Johonson and Mr Jhonson.They are specialists- in BAND-width!
19.If you're traveling at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on, what happens?
You will get EN-LIGHTED!
20.Why is it called a TV set when theres only one?
21.If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth?
Hey! Wait my legal consultants name is Mr. Panchabhudham!!
22.Why do most cars have speedometers that go up to at least 130 when you legally can't go that fast on any road?
Hum! One can touch 130 or even more. In many western countries including Australia. But then I would like call them SPEED.... OH- UCH!!!Meter.

Now after all this he also posted a poem .. that i will post in my next one !
Hope you had fun reading ?

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